Why yes, I am a sheep

[tamidon]

I've never

( ) been drunk
( ) smoked pot
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
( ) had anal sex
( ) been in love
( ) had sex
(x) had sex in public
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired(but had only worked there for one day)
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) been tied up (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating
( ) pissed on myself
( ) had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) been arrested (but nearly many times,just very lucky on that one)
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in times square
(x) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend (white lies count)
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to europe
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) cut myself on purpose
( ) had sex at the office(kitchens are just not comfortable)(wait a second,new boyf lives in basement of work)
( ) been married
(x) gotten divorced
( ) had children