Bob the never dying gerbil

[tamidon]

some have already heard of bob. Bob doesn't die. Bob was 2.5 when we got him from the school. He ate his kids in front of a room of preschoolers. The teacher said not to worry, he was 2.5 and gerbils don't live much past 3. At the end of this month Bob will be 5.

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[sicklemoon.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry--just coasted by your message, and it is just so completely hilarious, I had to say so.

Ever read Tuck Everlasting?