And I was saved

[tamidon]

Yesterday morning I woke up in a panic because I had forgotten the
crackers. Off to the mall I go, on Christmas eve day, to find
crackers. After scouring the Pheasant Lane Mall for hours, I head for a store
down the road, Michaels. I stagger up to a nice lady and moan"I'm sure
you have no idea what I'm talking about, but I'm looking for Christmas
crackers, they're this paper tube thing you pull apart..."
She looks at me and says "don't worry luv, I'm English, I know what
you mean, but we don't have any here, but if you go down the way a
bit...". in a lovely english accent...and she was right.