It's all about perspective

Alyssa as a toddler was demonspawn. She was sweet,didn't cry,slept like a champ...and managed to get the nickname "Houdini". She could get into,out of, or on top of anything

Sometimes it's nice to see how much worse it could have been

It's all about perspective

Alyssa as a toddler was demonspawn. She was sweet,didn't cry,slept like a champ...and managed to get the nickname "Houdini". She could get into,out of, or on top of anything

Sometimes it's nice to see how much worse it could have been

It's all about perspective

Alyssa as a toddler was demonspawn. She was sweet,didn't cry,slept like a champ...and managed to get the nickname "Houdini". She could get into,out of, or on top of anything

Sometimes it's nice to see how much worse it could have been

Twatwaffle

or
Don't piss off your wait staff

I had heard about this incident from a blog. Apparently a well known musician came into a well known restaurant after hours with his entourage. This well known restaurant usually comped him. He and his entourage got comped a 2000$ meal and kept the staff there until 5AM. What did he leave as a tip? Can you guess? That would be right

Zip!Nada!Bupkes!

Unfortunately for Twatwaffle,he has been EXPOSED and now Michael Stipe will be living down this nickname for a very longtime.

Don't be a Douche to the people who cook or bring you your food

Twatwaffle

or
Don't piss off your wait staff

I had heard about this incident from a blog. Apparently a well known musician came into a well known restaurant after hours with his entourage. This well known restaurant usually comped him. He and his entourage got comped a 2000$ meal and kept the staff there until 5AM. What did he leave as a tip? Can you guess? That would be right

Zip!Nada!Bupkes!

Unfortunately for Twatwaffle,he has been EXPOSED and now Michael Stipe will be living down this nickname for a very longtime.

Don't be a Douche to the people who cook or bring you your food

Twatwaffle

or
Don't piss off your wait staff

I had heard about this incident from a blog. Apparently a well known musician came into a well known restaurant after hours with his entourage. This well known restaurant usually comped him. He and his entourage got comped a 2000$ meal and kept the staff there until 5AM. What did he leave as a tip? Can you guess? That would be right

Zip!Nada!Bupkes!

Unfortunately for Twatwaffle,he has been EXPOSED and now Michael Stipe will be living down this nickname for a very longtime.

Don't be a Douche to the people who cook or bring you your food

Gonna feel sore in the morning

They're just standing up and down over and over again for Obama,aren't they

Gonna feel sore in the morning

They're just standing up and down over and over again for Obama,aren't they

Gonna feel sore in the morning

They're just standing up and down over and over again for Obama,aren't they